New Adult Swim Game

Posted on March 3, 2008

Adult Swim, purveyors of fine (and lots of crappy, too) tv shows, has a website with a number of excellent time killers. For a while my favorite was Viva Caligula, wherein you are the emperor Caligula, running around Rome killing with 26 different instruments of death. I pretty much rule when armed with a zampogna and a torch, but turning into a bear was my favorite form of attack. Anyways, I may have a new favorite now. Fairway to Hell is a golf game, set inside a house, where you have to use your set of clubs to destroy different rooms in the house. It’s pretty dang tricky, but a good way to kill 15-20 minutes.

Free Music!

Posted on February 3, 2008

Not from me, I ain’t made of money. But this is just a brief post to let you know that Rykodisc is doing five free downloads a month to celebrate their 25th anniversary. I found this out in an insert in the awesome new Joe Jackson album. It looks like they haven’t updated for February yet, but January’s free downloads are five songs by various African artists, including Ali Farka Toure, Taj Mahal, Toumani Diabate, and more. They’ve got some good artists on their roster, so the offerings should be pretty good throughout the year. Go get ‘em.

And soon… A real post. Probably about my new little camcorder. Or perhaps a guest column.

Christianforums.com Pt. 2

Posted on January 23, 2008

Last week, I wrote up some excellent thread posts from Mychristianforums.com. But one post was not enough to contain the awesomeness therein. So here’s some more for you.

This is a question that I hope to never have to ask myself. Ever. Are her parents taking out their sexual frustration on her? Is Jesus taking their sexual frustration out on her? The world may never know…

“Dear lord please help me I masturbated while thinking about Jeff’s Sailor Moon t-shirt last night what do I do what do I do I don’t want to go to hell”
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Christianforums.com Pt. 1

Posted on January 18, 2008

There’s been a website going around that I don’t feel like digging up, a list of quotes from various Christian websites that are all very ignorant statements about science, evolution, and other religions. The link had gone around a year or so ago and like most things on the internet (and in particular, Boing Boing and Digg) it got dredged up again for another go around. I poked around some of the linked sites, and found in many cases, those statements are often taken out of context (meant ironically or sarcastically), or if the poster is sincere, are usually shouted down by more reasonable people. In fact, I found plenty of reasonable people on those forums. However, this post isn’t about them. Reasonable people aren’t funny. This post is about the ignorant, the confused, and the just plain stupid. ‘Cuz they are funny. And I think we’ll be off to a good start with

Somebody has a lot to learn about the world, and anal sex in particular. wpiman2 might have to learn the hard way.

I really want to believe that this is a fakepost, but as far as I can tell, it isn’t. I suppose beating it would work to fight off sexual urges though…
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I Defy Anyone

Posted on November 21, 2007

anyone to not have this song stuck in their head for the next week and a half.

The Cheeky Girls – Touch My Bum

Fun facts: Despite being a no-hit wonder that was once voted the worst pop act ever, the twin Romanian sisters (who got their start touring airport terminals and malls) have a new album coming out before Christmas. That is, if they can overcome their bankruptcy issues. Things are looking up though, they’ve reportedly had their boobs done, and one of them is dating a member of British parliament.

Touch my bum/this is life!

It’s Amazing

Posted on November 15, 2007

It’s amazing the things people are willing to do on the internet for the world to see. I just saw a fat chick get fucked live on Stickam, and immediately after ‘maxing, her lover invites his brother into the room to play Magic The Gathering off camera. If they weren’t so convincingly trashy, I would thing it was high performance art. ¡Qué Romántico! I love the internet sometimes.

News Hottie of the Week: Jemima Kiss

Posted on November 12, 2007

Hurray, another news hottie. This time up: Jemima Kiss (pronounced “kish”, apparently), columnist for the Guardian. Ms. Kiss writes the Guardian’s gadget/tech blog PDA. On top of being an intelligent and attractive geek, she’s also a huge Apple fan. (DB look away for this sentence) And she’s a fan of her recently purchased iPhone. (DB continue reading) She has a personal blog that’s interesting as well. And let’s face it, the Guardian blog is far better written than CrunchGear. So there is that.

Depressing Spam

Posted on November 1, 2007

I don’t peek into my spam box very often, but I decided to check for false positives today. One common trick of spammers is to grab proper text to put in to an email, and include an image of some viagra pills with low low prices and a link to a website, so as to fool the junk mail filters. Doesn’t really work but I digress. Apparently this one spam email I received grabbed text from a news site, leading to the most depressing spam email ever. The subject line was “At least 136 killed in bombinh targeting Benazir Bhutto’s homecoming”. Already, I want to buy pills to embiggen my penis. After that there’s the requisite image followed by some clippings from various news stories:

ROME, Italy (AP) — A man opened fire in a courtroom in northern Italy on Wednesday, seriously wounding his estranged wife and killing her brother before being shot to death by police, officials said. Unidentified relatives of the gunman’s victims console one another outside the courtroom.

Russian officials could not immediately be reached to verify the report and the Iranian news agency provided no details on what Putin had proposed.

High demand has pushed upward the price of a pair of tickets for the final to as much as $3,000 in eBay auctions.

“He was shooting like crazy at everybody,” officer Antonio Turi said.

So, it looks like we’ve got a news story about a shooting in Italy, Russian president Vladimir Putin’s visit to Iran, and the rugby World Cup. Definitely would be just the thing to sell pills. Or bring down your day. Awesome!

More Bad Commercials

Posted on September 30, 2007

I previously posted some fantastic commercials over at Beerorkid so if you missed those, be sure to check them out. Well, I’ve done some more digging and found even more brilliant material.

I’ve got something… For You! That’s some sweet hair.

I want to party with these dudes.

And finally, the Vern Fonk Trilogy. This guy is clearly insane, yet I so wish that I could buy insurance from him.

Gotta love Vern’s dancing in the background

Shapoopi!

Merry Christmas to you too, Vern.

Check out Vern’s website for more craziness/creepiness.

futurabolditalic.com

Posted on September 16, 2007

I should mention I started a proper tumblog over at Futura Bold Italic. I know posting’s been light around here, bein’ as I’ve had lots to do and not much to say, but there’s usually a few posts a day over there, be they pictures, links, videos, or just thoughts. Powered by Tumblr which is great for these sort of things. So go check stuff out.

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