Final Fan Art Revue

Posted on May 29, 2007

This is the last one for a while, so let’s make it a good one, shall we?

A little fan art for the American version of the Office for ya. This painting of Dwight makes him look a bit more… retarded than the usual, but perhaps that’s the artist’s creative vision

No, wait, here’s the artist’s rendition of Pam, capturing all of the unattractive qualities with none of the attractive qualities. Perhaps they are just a bad artist. Or they like painting with lumps. Who knows.

I knew, in my heart of hearts, that somewhere out there, somebody was wanting Mac and PC to hook up. My goal is to some day present this image to John Hodgman, to find out what he thinks of it.

Ah yes. Is there anything the internet can’t sexualize? Perhaps innocent Blue the dog from popular children’s show “Blues Clues”? Nope, here’s Blue with tits. Nicely done, internet.

I tried really really hard to find Law and Order: SVU fan art. My goal was a drawing of Richard Belzer and Ice-T shirtless and kissing. This is the “best” I was able to come up with, but I know, somewhere out there, it exists. It is the holy grail of Fan Art Revue.

I got this one from Deviant Art user “Egon Egle”, who is, apparently, a big fan of Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters. But not a big enough fan to draw Egon well. There is sketch after sketch of Egon, just like this one, on his DA page.

Finally, a chalk drawing of a very emo-looking droog, Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Impressive indeed.

Fan Art Revue - The Office UK

Posted on May 23, 2007

I went across the pond for this week’s bunch of fan art. The American version of the Office just seems to generate bad photoshops of Jim and Pam together with bad song lyrics in pink text, so I thought I’d see what the Brentmeister General and gang were up to now that the BBC series is long over.

We’ll start off with Gareth Keenan deeply kissing a very surprised Tim Canturbury and going for home plate, while the rest of the gang looks on, shocked.. Keith looks disturbingly indifferent to the scene, though.

I’m not sure which image is least flattering to Office star Ricky Gervais. Is it…

David Brent with some sort of head enormizing disease, not unlike the affliction that caused Joseph Merrick to be known as the Elephant Man…

Or is it this one, which looks like a police sketch of a local schoolyard flasher that they would show on the news?

Finally, I don’t care what anyone says. If this were painted on black velvet, I would proudly hang it up in my living room.

Fan Art Revue - Spiderman Edition

Posted on May 15, 2007

At the request of DB, this week’s fanart is an all Spiderman edition. The problem with searching for fan art, is that a lot of it, while dorky that someone would spend hours doing this, are actually pretty good, if not repetitive. But worry not, I’ve searched out and found some gems for this week, despite possibly having had my account cancelled by Fanart-Central.com. Let’s dig in, shall we?

The first treat is supposed to be Venom, or possible Venom’s little autistic brother. It looks like Spiderman’s nemesis has a few extra chromosomes there. And he really likes pies.

Here we see Spiderman post-Vietnam Conflict, having lost both legs due to one of Charlie’s goddamn mines, and having gained a lot of weight, possibly having shared far too many pies with down’s syndrome Venom. Alternatively: Weeble Spidey wobbles but he don’t fall down.

Spiderman is ready to recieve anal sex.

Mary Jane Parker fan art, I’m actually surprised I didn’t find more of missus Spidey. Actually she looks like one of those porn actresses that bears a passing resemblance to an actual famous person so they take a parody of their name, like Brittney Spairs or Kylie Ireland. She looks like the real MJ, but with weird lumpy breasts, too much make up, a botched lip job, and a vapid, distant, “I’m ready to recieve your seed” look in her eyes.

Someone, presumably one of the Fantastic Four (?) is about to perform oral sex on a nervous Spiderman.

Yet More Fan Art

Posted on May 8, 2007

It seems that I’ll never run out of these. Which is lucky for you! Let’s jump right in, shall we?

HAY GUYZ! GIMLI’S GONNA GO DOWN ON LEGOLAS!

This is supposed to be a mother and her child. However, it looks like someone has issues with drawing woman. That’s one dudely woman there.

MurkHellsing would like to see what life would be like if Vader were pregnant. Again, somebody has mother issues here, I should think.

And there’s the goods for this week. Y’all stop back now, ya hear?

Fan Art Revue III

Posted on April 30, 2007

Back again for another week of madness. Are you excited? Can you handle it? Is your mind being blown?!

I know there’s gayer M*A*S*H fan art than this. I just haven’t found it yet. Soon though… Until then, enjoy this drawing of Hawk and Trapper.


Data doing Shakespeare in a lame joke. So it goes.

I think someone read a little too much into ST:TNG if they gathered that Data was gay and proud. So it goes though.

This is supposed to be A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell. I have yet to figure out why he’s playing tympani in his underpants. The world may never know.

Another MythBusters drawing. I don’t know what the joke is here, what Buster is supposedly doing, or why they’re talking to anime people, but here it is.

Stay tuned next week for more terrible, terrible fan art.

More Fan Art Fun!

Posted on April 23, 2007

Thanks to the magic of the internets, I’ve got more exciting fan art fun for you to make you wish you were blind or could stab out your eyes. Enjoy!

This lovely is a recreation of a famous Van Gogh self-portrait, after he cut off his ear. But instead of Señor Van Gogh, it features a teletubby. Interesting.


Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter, or, as dubbed by artist iamonly_steph, Lord Moldifart. Clever.

This image, by artist QuietRefrain, is certain to give you nightmares. Stare into the details in the face. Yes, stare.

PhoenixDreamAngel drew this image of Hercules and whoever his love interest was in that Disney movie with James Woods. There’s maybe just a little too much detail in Hercules’s crotch-al area.

Hey internet! Do you know what we need? A furry version of Wayne Brady! Thanks!

I fear that this is all I can handle for this week. Check back next week for more Fan Art Revue!

Fan Art Revue

Posted on April 16, 2007

A new feature here at jwiltshire.org, the Fan Art Revue. I thought it might be a good idea to delve deep into the horrible world of fan art and bring you the best of what’s out there. I lowered myself deep into the dark subworld of slash art, furry art, and DeviantArt to see what I could find. Without further ado, here’s your first installment:

Kyle and Damien from South Park. Apparently someone has a thing for gay paper-cutout eight year olds.


Penn and Teller, as furries. I find the thought of this one quite disturbing; I wonder what they would say about it.

Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters. As much as I didn’t want it to be, I knew that this pairing was likely to pop up. And sure enough, it did. Ick.

Conan O’Brien. I was a little surprised by this one. I don’t know what it is about bad fan art that it is usually done anime-style.

Legolas and Gandalf. There are a lot of gay pairings in Lord of the Rings, but someone being turned on by this one is a bit weird even for LotR fans.

Check back next week for some more fan art fun!

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