Christianforums.com Pt. 2
Posted on January 23, 2008Last week, I wrote up some excellent thread posts from Mychristianforums.com. But one post was not enough to contain the awesomeness therein. So here’s some more for you.
This is a question that I hope to never have to ask myself. Ever. Are her parents taking out their sexual frustration on her? Is Jesus taking their sexual frustration out on her? The world may never know…
“Dear lord please help me I masturbated while thinking about Jeff’s Sailor Moon t-shirt last night what do I do what do I do I don’t want to go to hell”
Pedophile found! Pedophile Found!
Yet another onanist. They have a whole forum devoted to masturbation there…
Yeah man, you Americans, I just don’t get it. What’s wrong with showering with my sister. It’s not like it makes me gay or anything. I mean, I’ve slept naked with my brother, but it’s not like our wangs touched. Much. You Americans, so weird.
What the fuck? Where do you go to school that people molest you for being Christian? Oh wait…
Yeop. That’s pretty disgusting. I was surprised I didn’t see ljb201008 fapping away in this thread. One poster suggested masturbation before going to bed, but only for therapeutic purposes, and completely without lust in mind. These guys, it’s always “don’t masturbate, do masturbate” I just don’t know what to do.
Welp, that’s all I got from these guys. Though I’m sure there’s plenty more to be found beyond just the cursory glance I took. Be sure to pay them a visit yourself.
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I can see how that can be confusing. My sister and I were talking about that very same thing in the shower this morning.