Christianforums.com Pt. 1
Posted on January 18, 2008There’s been a website going around that I don’t feel like digging up, a list of quotes from various Christian websites that are all very ignorant statements about science, evolution, and other religions. The link had gone around a year or so ago and like most things on the internet (and in particular, Boing Boing and Digg) it got dredged up again for another go around. I poked around some of the linked sites, and found in many cases, those statements are often taken out of context (meant ironically or sarcastically), or if the poster is sincere, are usually shouted down by more reasonable people. In fact, I found plenty of reasonable people on those forums. However, this post isn’t about them. Reasonable people aren’t funny. This post is about the ignorant, the confused, and the just plain stupid. ‘Cuz they are funny. And I think we’ll be off to a good start with
Somebody has a lot to learn about the world, and anal sex in particular. wpiman2 might have to learn the hard way.
I really want to believe that this is a fakepost, but as far as I can tell, it isn’t. I suppose beating it would work to fight off sexual urges though…
How one can be confused on this issue is beyond me. It’s like asking do I like jelly? I don’t think I do… The republican elephant next to the avatar, along with all the crosses leads me to believe they might not be…
God bless us, and God bless Mr. Mister. And I always thought “Relax” was about gay sex. I might have to consult with wpiman2 on this one.
What The Fuck: An play in 2 acts
These posts are clearly the work of a duo of madmen…
I was wondering how long it would take for racists to make an appearance. I like the 19th century imperialist view of other countries. I imagine him in an all khaki suit with a safari hat, monocle, and holding an elephant gun while posting at his computer.
I’ll have more of these next week, so check back then. And thanks to Plasq’s awesome Skitch for making the screenshots. It’s now in public beta, hooray!
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I bet YoungJesusLover looks exactly as you described. And that he whispers “savages!” whenever he sees them on the television. I can’t wait until Mike Huckabee gets elected. Then all of this will go from internet bullshit to formal U.S. policy.
Brialliant I say! Absolutely brilliant.
what does the anus have to do with gay sex? … let me draw you a picture:
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