Things DB Has to Do While in Europe
Posted on June 15, 2007DB is going to Europe for MINI United 2007 with the rest of the White Roof Radio gang in a few days, and so I thought I’d help him out by giving him a list of things to do while he’s out of the colonies:
- Call every British person he meets “gringo”.
- Party with showgirls in Monte Carlo.
- Get thrown in to a Turkish prison with Todd.
- Steal a robot from the MINI factory. Doesn’t have to be a car-making robot, a Roomba or a Transformer toy will do, as long as it’s a robot.
- Tell a group of Germans, “You krauts are alright.”
- Hookers, hookers, monkey, hookers.
- Drive a MINI One Diesel; not be sorely disappointed.
- Meet some royalty.
- Claim to be descended from royalty.
- Get one of those quickie Amsterdam weddings, and a quickie Amsterdam divorce.
- Lightsaber fight with the Pope.
- Promote MacFags.com, your source for occasionally updated Mac stuff.
- Do the Moose Test by running directly at the nearest moose.
- Probably do a podcast or something.
Any other ideas?
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Next post won’t be DB-related, I promise.
Man, how sweet would it be to light saber fight with the Pope. Now I wish I was going to Italy!
I was bummed banana hammock was never mentioned.
Damn you’re right. And it’s too late for DB to do that too.
I really oughtta post something, shouldn’t I?