Fan Art Revue - Spiderman Edition

Posted on May 15, 2007

At the request of DB, this week’s fanart is an all Spiderman edition. The problem with searching for fan art, is that a lot of it, while dorky that someone would spend hours doing this, are actually pretty good, if not repetitive. But worry not, I’ve searched out and found some gems for this week, despite possibly having had my account cancelled by Fanart-Central.com. Let’s dig in, shall we?

The first treat is supposed to be Venom, or possible Venom’s little autistic brother. It looks like Spiderman’s nemesis has a few extra chromosomes there. And he really likes pies.

Here we see Spiderman post-Vietnam Conflict, having lost both legs due to one of Charlie’s goddamn mines, and having gained a lot of weight, possibly having shared far too many pies with down’s syndrome Venom. Alternatively: Weeble Spidey wobbles but he don’t fall down.

Spiderman is ready to recieve anal sex.

Mary Jane Parker fan art, I’m actually surprised I didn’t find more of missus Spidey. Actually she looks like one of those porn actresses that bears a passing resemblance to an actual famous person so they take a parody of their name, like Brittney Spairs or Kylie Ireland. She looks like the real MJ, but with weird lumpy breasts, too much make up, a botched lip job, and a vapid, distant, “I’m ready to recieve your seed” look in her eyes.