The J. Anton Report for April 2007
Posted on May 5, 2007
Well hello all, April was a banner month around here at jwiltshire.org, so let’s get started shall we? At the beginning of the month, I started my first foray into makin’ my own flavors of booze, by infusing whiskey with peaches. I’ve had a nip o’ the whiskey so far, and I can tell ya, it’s gonna taste great! This is just the first step into some day in the future when I’m making my own hooch…
Come April 6th it got really cold here in Nebraska. It was kind of ridiculous because it had been so nice the weeks prior. But so it goes. April 7th marked the day of my second attempt at flavoring alcohol, this time vodka. A little Svedka, some melon, some blackberries, and a hope and a dream. I’m hoping to turn this into a new things. On the day of April 12th I finally got my fisheye lens (check the delaying Leopard until October, but I’ll live.
On April 15th, trouble occured! Whilst driving home from work for a short respite, the engine in the cougar started making horrible, horrible knocking sounds. Imagine someone hammering away at sheet metal. It was bad. Everybody stared. The next day I took it into a mechanic who said that the block was cracked and needed to be replaced. So on April 17th I began car hunting. A week later I purchased a 2001 Ford Taurus. Sweet life! And for most of the month I’ve been racking up hella overtime hours just to pay for it, but I think I’m good now. I need a nap though. The picture above is as of the last day of April, when I looked slightly frightened, and my beard stubble approaches threat level hobo.
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Wow! What a month.
Is that threat level hobo or midnight? I get confused sometimes.
You are starting to look like Frodo with that stubble!
By the way - where is “Humpy’s Pizza”?
I’m going for the “Ukranian immigrant” look.
And for Humpy’s Pizza, you have to check out Little Yellow Different for an explanation.
Ahhhhh….I won’t ask further.