We Should Be Fucking in the Rain
Posted on January 4, 2007
Guest Columnist Joe Park — Baby you know it’s true. I want to be romantic for you. I brought you flowers, I wrote a ballad for you to see. And I want to fulfill your fantasy. Hush now girl, you don’t have to tell me what it is. We should be fucking in the rain.
Yeah that’s right. Under the glow of the moonlight, the raindrops pouring down on us, I’ll fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before baby. I know you’ll love it. I love you so much, we’ll do all the positions. That’s right baby, me on top and doggy. Just for you. And I’ll bring you flowers and chocolates too. For when we’re fucking in the rain. Yeah girl, it will be the most romantic fucking you ever had.
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WOWZERS!!! Joshua, you really went there, wowzers! i mean Jeepers! wait till E-nutt and the click hear about this one. They’ll sue you for copy rights or something… take it easy man. JEEPERS!
you know what? this guest column went too far, i think you should stop writing the guest columns and get old school wit it and bring back the highschool year book quotes from back in the day…. thats all, i think
I have only editorial control over what the guest columnists write. If Joe feels that that’s his editorial vision, I’ll allow it.
awww yeah
I really think you just like to post as other peeps so your true feelings can come out. but the words are golden, keep it up.