There Oughtta Be a Law
Posted on November 26, 2006I was in the mall parking lot today. Not on purpose mind you, it was just a shortcut. I’m going down an aisle, almost to the end, when there’s four cars stopped in the middle of the row. It’s someone at the front of the line waiting for a spot to open up. A normal person would only wait if they knew that the car was leaving soon. However, this person apparently was just stopped and waiting to see if anyone would approach a random car, because we were there waiting for a godawful long time. The rule is, you can only wait for a parking spot if the whites of the car’s backing up lights are shining. Otherwise, your just in the way. You are the coldest bitchiest bitch that ever cold-bitched a bitch. So just move out of the way, so I can get to where I’m going.
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