Area Man Cockblocked by Intended Target’s Own Boring Stories
Posted on April 29, 2006Local unemployed man James Brennan was fully intending to have sexual congress with area copywriter Amanda Wilson when her own banal stories about what she bought last week while shopping and failed attempts at flirting had bored Brennan so outright that he gave up on any chance of intercourse.
Brennan was sitting at the bar at Happy Jack’s, a favorite hangout of his when he noticed Wilson. He offered to buy her a drink, hoping that after a few more he would be able to sway her into returning back to his nearby apartment for drunken intercourse. After chatting with Wilson for a while, Brennan thought that the opportunity was approaching, and he was about to make his move when Wilson said “Oh my god! You’ll never guess what I bought at Fashion Bug today!” Brennan knew he was in it for a while. “By now I had already invested three drinks in her and figured I’ve gone this far, I may as well hold out.”
However, by the fifth drink, Wilson was describing her experience in the bar the previous night when she tried to pick up a guy but he was totally, like involved in the football game on one of the bar’s many big screen televisions, Brennan realized that his attempts were futile. He gave a poor attempt at claiming that he had a meeting in the morning, and shuffled out dejected.
Wilson was seen leaving the on-duty bartender’s apartment the next morning.
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