A Modest Proposal
Posted on January 5, 2006I got an IM today over Yahoo!, from a dude trying to get me to sell some diesel fuel additive crap. I’m guessing he bought into it, couldn’t move product so he’s trying to shove it on to someone else. But here’s our conversation…
Dude: hey
Josh: hey, what’s up?
Dude: i got a product that can earn you a shit load of money
Josh: is it drugs?
Dude: no
Dude: its a organic material that just came out
Dude: for your gas tank
Josh: amsoil?
Dude: no whats amsoil
Dude: this is bio peformance
Josh: it’s this crazy oil they sell, supposed to last a year or more between changes
Dude: no
Dude: this is a pill or a powder that breaks down your feul
Dude: fuel
Dude: an it works
Dude: i even give you a bottle at my cost
Dude: what i need to do is sell this stuff
Dude: i can get you in and in less than a year this will be a household name
Dude: give me a call 770 XXXX
Dude: name john
Dude: names
Josh: aight
Josh: what’s the active ingredient in this stuff?
Dude: its a enzime
Josh: what enzyme though?
Dude: it like a organic material
Josh: do you know the chemical makeup?
Dude: no
Dude: only the owners no
Dude: know
Dude: i put it in a 60,000 dollar truck and i got almost a 100 more miles a tank
Josh: what kind of truck
Dude: give me a call
Dude: dodge ram 2500 cummins lift banks package
Josh: ah i see
Josh: that’s the diesel, right?
Dude: yep
Dude: pepole are seeing any where from 6 to 10 mpg better in there gas
Dude: you ther
Dude: there
Josh: yea sorry
Josh: doing some work while i’m online
Dude: o
Dude: were having a metting tonight
Dude: you should come
Josh: if i can get out of work on time
Dude: what time do you get off
Josh: not sure yet
Dude: hold on
Dude: i see what time the meeting is
Josh: alright
Dude: u live in lincoln
Josh: yeah
Dude: this probaly sounds pretty lame huh
Josh: what?
Dude: what i’m talkin about
Josh: no it’s cool
Dude: i was a little worryed and skeptical up front
Dude: but after i used it and found out and gave some out i was like wow
Dude: you could get in this program and never go back to work again
Dude: i’m serious i made 500 hundred yesterday
Josh: well i’ll tell you what
Dude: what
Josh: i gotta get back to working here, so if i get off in time i’ll give you a call
Josh: what’s the name of your product again?
Dude: bio performance
Dude: give me a call any ways
Josh: cool, will do
Josh: you said your name was john?
Dude: yep give me 20 min
Dude: if you don’t like i buy you a case of beer
Josh: lol alright
Dude: names john
Josh: later man
Dude: later bro
I think I’m gonna say no, but I decided to post it anyway, in case one of you guys wanted to make a shit load of money.
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