Bush Nominates Michael Brown to the Supreme Court

Washington-In a move that stunned both the left and the right, President George W. Bush named former FEMA director Michael “Brownie” Brown to the SCOTUS. Brown, who resigned after much controversy over his handling of hurricane Katrina federal response, will face a tough lot of critics to be appointed. President Bush had this to say: “Brownie has the right stuff to be on the Supreme Court. I know he may not have any judicial experience in the traditional sense, but as citycouncilman for Edmond Oklahoma and the stuff he did with that horse club, I know that Brownie will do a heck of a job deciding on court stuff.” Democratic Representative Nancy Pelosi immediately resigned in shock at the audacity of Mr Bush’s “blatant cronyism, all over again.”

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