News Hottie of the Week

Posted on October 25, 2005


Co-host of CNBC’s “Business Center”, Maria Bartiromo is the only one hot enough to make CNBC interesting. Danny Douche does nothing for that network. But Maria rocks. She’s been with the network for twelve years now, after defecting from CNN. She bears a strong resemblance to a young Sophia Loren, which doesn’t hurt. She loves Oreo cookies as well, according to IMDB. And she is the first Robot Shuffle News Hottie of the Week to have a song written about her, Maria Bartiromo by Joey Ramone of the Ramones (iTunes Music Store Link.)

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  1. db October 28, 2005 6:45 pm

    OT, but a click of the random uncyclopediwiki thing brought me to:

    Cunnilingus
    From Uncyclopedia

    Cunnilingus is a small county situated on the Western coast of Ireland.

    It is a county of wild boglands, walkways and waterways, natural beauty and nature reserves, and has a rich monastic heritage. It has a twice-annual gravy festival, and is known best for its bit-part in the space-race (the space shuttle’s rear wheels were crafted by local Cunnilingus carpenter Graham Jockstrap, and have so far only burned up on re-entry into the Earth’s atmosphere a mere 1,300 times).

    Natives to Cunnilingus are known as “cunts”. The people of Cunnilingus are said to be “messy”, but eager to please.

    Just thought I’d share

  2. jSchwa October 29, 2005 8:46 pm

    Your knowledge of cunnilingus is always welcome at Robot Shuffle. And that applies to anyone else, as well.

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