Girl Posing on Pornographic Website Poses In Front of Nerdy DVD Collection
Posted on October 9, 2005
Omaha NE — While masturbating last Thursday, college student Joseph Grozkia noticed that the particular model he was pleasuring himself to was standing in front of the nerdiest DVD collection ever. “I understand that they have to dress up sets to get you into the scene, but this was a bit much. I’ve seen the girls on the houseboat, and you think to yourself ‘Yea, doin’ it on a houseboat. Alright.’ Or sometimes there a couple of guitars in the background, and chicks that play guitar are hot. But this was just too much. She was standing, naked, which was cool, she was standing in front of box sets for X-Files, 24, South Park, Cracker, and all of the Star Trek movies. Chicks that hot don’t have video collections like that. The fantasy fell apart right there for me man. I just couldn’t believe it.”
Since the incident, Grozkia has reportedly been frequenting africanassboom.com, possibly due to a renewed interesting in black chicks.
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I swear, if we get 1 ref for africanassboom I’m totally gonna have the lad open a fresh can of whoop-ass on ya! Or, maybe a can of pringles, you know, whatever we have laying around.