Making Fun of Black Eyed Peas Now Officially as Trite as BEP Themselves

Inglewood, CA — Making fun of hip hop group The Black Eyed Peas has officially been declared trite by hip hop insiders. “‘Behind the Front’ was a good album, even got a little play on the radio and MTV, yea. Then ‘Bridging the Gap’ came out, and yea, it had some pop-shit songs on it, but there were still a few good tracks on there too. Then they got that skinny crackhead to join them and we all kind of realized that it was over for them,” explained Urban Youth record shop owner Ricky “RB” Brent. “JT [Justin Timberlake - Ed.] did that shitty ‘Where is the Love’ song with them, and they blew up. That’s when the commercials started coming in. They everywhere now, they totally sold out.” Indeed, in the past year they or their songs have appeared in commercials for Best Buy, Burger King, Circuit City, Apple’s iPod, Pepsi, the NBA, MTV, and others. “Yea, we called ‘em ‘Whack Eyed Peas’ and joked about how they were selling their souls to the commercials, but at some point, it kinda stopped being funny,” added an Urban Youth patron known only as Toffee. “Even white guys were piling the shit on them.” RB continued, “It was then that we realized, it’s over, BEP isn’t bothered by their obnoxious commercialism, and so saying shit about them don’t matter. Fuck it, man.”

Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am could not be reached for comment, as he was buried under a pile of money.

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