Angry Crocs Post

I just want to go on the record that these are the ugliest fucking shoes in the world. Even uglier than those novelty Big Foot furry slippers that were slightly popular back when “Harry and the Hendersons” came out to VHS. Women wearing them look like they have poor taste; men who wear them look like complete fucking douchebags. And they can’t just wear black ones or earth-toned ones. It’s gotta be bright orange/yellow/blue/pink, like they want to draw attention to their ugly-ass’d shoes. ‘Tis a shame that if lightning were to strike them, their rubber-shod feet would protect them from any serious harm. If you see your friends, your family, random strangers on the street, wearing Crocs, do them and the world a favor and call them a fucking douchebag.

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