It Has Been Decided
Posted on April 22, 2005I need to sell the Cougar and get a Segway. It has been brought to my attention how much of a jackass I could be, a la Gob from Arrested Developement. I could even be the creepy on the Segway… Standing on my gyroscopical personal transporter in the dark corner, looking down on everyone from my high point, and then quietly ride away. Running over people’s feet and such. I could even ride it around school and work, downtown at the bars, and where ever else I may please.
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remember when you said “what is the sound of one hand clapping?”…i found the answer:
” Vin Diesel is the sound of one handed clapping.”
Vin Diesel is the original inventor of the Segway, but he gave up the patent rights in ’94 because he just didn’t feel like pursuing it.
oh yea, Vin Diesel says you’re a pussy if you don’t at least get the XT
is robotshuffle considered a website? or just a webpage? because its a webpage but has more pages and links and other shit…im confused.