Capital Idea!

Posted on April 29, 2005

Watching CNN with the roommate this morning, and there was another story oabout a missing white woman that seems like the husband did it. I announced that CNN needs to hire O.J. Simpson as a reporter, and have him be the reporter on the scene.

Roommate: I’d love that! Just see him standing there eating an ice cream cone and reporting on a missing white woman.
Me: He’d all be dressed like he came straight from the golf course. All funny pants and a cap.
Roommate: That’d be the best. I’d watch it.
Me: I’d start to TiVo that.
Roommate: I’d start kidnapping white women.
Me: LOLz.

Being As

Posted on April 28, 2005

I got nothin’ until Tiger is released, I decided to copy this new crazy meme from over at Defective Yeti. It’s a list of alphabetical urls from your address bar at the top of your browser. Here it goes.

These are my URL ABCs:

• A is for aquarius22.blogspot.com/ – Erin’s blog. Good for when I need my fill of drama.
• B is for blogger.com – Blogger. From whence I occasionally update those secret blogs you guys don’t know about.
• C is for creativebits.org/membersforum – cBits Forum, good for designers to talk.
• D is for del.icio.us/ – Source for Miniblog links.
• E is for echo23.com/ljimages.php – LiveJournal Image Generator.
• F is for flickr.com/photos/ – Flickr’s latest posted images.
• G is for geocities.com/toiledelanuit/Bonjour.html – Jacinda’s Geocities site.
• H is for htomc.dns2go.com/atheism/images/pope.jpg – I’m not sure why this came up first, but it’s the pope.
• I is for iworkcommunity.com/ – Source of templates for iWork.
• J is for jenniesmash.com/ – Jennie Smash!
• K is for krazykeepas.com/ – Your one-stop shop for crazy little Jew hats!
• L is for littleyellowdifferent.com/ – LYD. Respek Nuckles
• M is for mail.yahoo.com – Yahoo! Mail. Not that I ever check it.
• N is for notas.com/html/losamigosinvisibles.htm – A review of Los Amigos Invisibles’ last album, in Spanish.
• O is for omaha.craigslist.org/ – Craig’s List Omaha — Classified ads for hipsters.
• P is for pics.livejournal.com/jacksonpublick/pic/00001q04/g3 – They greenlit another season — Go Team Venture!
• Q is for quorum.robotshuffle.com/ – The Quorum
• R is for robotshuffle.com/ – You are here.
• S is for store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa – I’ve been constantly checking to see if Tiger has shipped yet.
• T is for target.com/gp/browse.html/602-0946649-0463031?node=1038576 – I was looking for a wine cooler.
• U is for utopia.duth.gr/~lpapadia/ – Random opendir.
• V is for venturebros.com/ – Go Team Venture!
• W is for wigu.com/overcompensating/ – J-Ro is my Hero
• X is for xfm.co.uk/ – British radio station.
• Y is for yontif.blogspot.com/ – From reading DB’s list.
• Z is for zeldman.com/daily/0405d.shtml – Interesting bit on tag clouds.

I Got Nothin’

Posted on April 28, 2005

Check back in 2 days when I have my review of Mac OSX 10.4 Tiger up.

Goals I Want To Accomplish This Summer

Posted on April 25, 2005

• Learn To Ride a Motorcycle. This just seems like it’d be cool.
• Have A Beautiful Lawn. I’ve got a lawn mower lined up, now to take care of things.
• Become More Practiced At Guitar. I’ve let myself slide, I need to get back into playing more.
• Take More Pictures. I’ve got the new camera, why not?

What are you goals? Post them in the comments, or maybe over in the Quorum.

It Has Been Decided

Posted on April 22, 2005

I need to sell the Cougar and get a Segway. It has been brought to my attention how much of a jackass I could be, a la Gob from Arrested Developement. I could even be the creepy on the Segway… Standing on my gyroscopical personal transporter in the dark corner, looking down on everyone from my high point, and then quietly ride away. Running over people’s feet and such. I could even ride it around school and work, downtown at the bars, and where ever else I may please.

Trying This Again

Posted on April 21, 2005

F’ing MySQL hiccuped or something so I lost what I had, so let’s try again. I switched back to Wordpress, still have an Autoblog, a Photoblog, and now I’ve got a Quorum for you to sign up and post into. It’s got a special section for computer/technical/internets help, so if you’ve got questions, post them up and I’ll try to help ya.

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