Inventions for the Month
Posted on November 21, 2004Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Breadbowls: Doesn’t that just sound good? Like a big ball of starch and beef base, it’s so awesome.
Air-Conditioned Blanket: For when you’re feelin’ hot, and you want a nice cool down when you go to bed. It’s like a heated blanket, but the opposite.
Mongoloid Grill: A new take on an oriental restaurant classic!
The Origins of Napping
Posted on November 16, 2004At work today, we were talking about taking naps. Kyle said he couldn’t power nap, that he needed 20 minutes just to fall asleep. So Anna told him, “Kyle you should masturbate before you take a nap.” This gave me the funny image of Kyle sitting on the living room couch, masturbating, when his roommates walk in… “Kyle, what the hell are you doing?” “I’m taking a nap!”
The conversation continued along these lines for awhile… By the time we stopped laughing, Dean (our manager) came down to talk to us a few minutes. I ask, completely straight-faced, “Dean, do you like to take naps?” Anna starts to giggle… “Oh yeah!” Kyle bursts out in laughter “I don’t get it very much, so I like to take a nap every chance i get!” We’re all laughing so hard, tears are rolling down our eyes. So of course, taking a nap became the joke of the day…
