Maaaantastic!

Posted on December 17, 2003

That’s right, baby. It’s hard to be objective in the face of such mantastic sexiness. We are weapons-grade sexy.

Boom! What’s that? Why, it’s a sex bomb, and it just went awesome.

Do not deny the powers of attraction at work here. Indulge your mantasies.

This is not a test. The sexual reactor has just gone critical. All ladies please report directly to the nearest available me.

I am a tropical man-storm. Forecast today: mostly sexy with temperatures reaching into immeasurable hotness.

Back away, people! There’s a dangerously sexplosive package in the area! One false move and it could go scrumptious.

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