From the Newstoday Forums
Posted on December 24, 2003A big posting, I know, but I found this on the Newstoday forums, and about pissed myself laughing.
j_red: there was a site a while ago that let you ftp big files to their server, you could leave them for 48 hours – does anyone know what site this was? it’s a favor for a girl, it would really help her out and you guys know how hard it is for computer doods to impress the ladies…
thanks
ian: Sorry chief I never heard of it. And girls are rarely impressed by this sort of thing. Keep on truckin though.
unfittoprint: buy her flowers, goddamnit.
ftp… kids nowadays!
ian: Flowers are good. Also chocolate. Never underestimate the power of a Curly Wurly.
Fher: mmm impress a girl… god i?m stuck in the same dilema…
ian: Just get drunk and show her your cock.
vena: besides, everybody knows the only real way to impress a girl is self confidence 
mimio: That’s not the only way.
rasko4: tell her that you have imagined thet her pussy is as smooth as a mouses ear and that it would be your pleasure to dine at her downstairs table.
shutdown: buy her a server
ian: And chocolate. Trust me.
vespa: jesus christ rasko!! don’t take any notice of these boys j_red, all girls are impressed with nice deeds.
shutdown: send her some of your poo then you can say you put a lot of effort into a gift for her
vena: look this is something every guy should have figured out by highschool. girls don’t like nice guys. they say they do, but they don’t. it’s a big lie.
ian: Dont try to impress, just dont talk about computers and shit. Jesus people come on.
Oh and the shit idea was fantastic!
j_red: hahaha go through and read all of ians ideas, they involve chocolate and cocks.
ian: Chocolate and cocks. A winning combination to impress the ‘ladies’.
leaves: i remember the site you’re talkin about. jox should have the URL still. i believe he was the one who posted it though i cant be sure.
jox: You’re talking about DropLoad!
rasko4: but seriously though, computer shit aint gonna impress this girl, you need to romance her by.. I dont know.. find out where she lives, break in and be waiting for her when she arrives home, or better yet, ‘borrow’ her underwear and just start mailing it back to her piece by piece but here’s the part thats guaranteed to make her yours… leave a little ‘donation’ on the lingerie… honestly kid, ya cant go wrong!
MrBixler: Build a replica of her out of lego (tuturial to follow) and hang out the back of it at will.
j_red: dropload!!! That’s it! Thanks Jox.
ian: Dont dropload on her. That breaks up relationships right there.
Bio: i dunno. a cleveland steamer might just be what the doctor ordered.
benitez: my girlie likes the cleveland steamers. she also likes the drop loads. not two totally different things, but different enough, i guess.
j_red: alright this is getting out of hand. I only understand about half the vocabulary and I’m not sure I want to understand the other half.
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Maaaantastic!
Posted on December 17, 2003That’s right, baby. It’s hard to be objective in the face of such mantastic sexiness. We are weapons-grade sexy.
Boom! What’s that? Why, it’s a sex bomb, and it just went awesome.
Do not deny the powers of attraction at work here. Indulge your mantasies.
This is not a test. The sexual reactor has just gone critical. All ladies please report directly to the nearest available me.
I am a tropical man-storm. Forecast today: mostly sexy with temperatures reaching into immeasurable hotness.
Back away, people! There’s a dangerously sexplosive package in the area! One false move and it could go scrumptious.
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