Chilling Tales from the Campus Escort Office
Posted on September 24, 2003a little background info for ya… the campus escort office is where i do my community service for pederasty helping out friends. basically, it’s a safe walk home program on at the UNL campus: people call in, and we walk them from where they are to where they’re going. it’s a lot of fun, but we could use more calls (Call Campus Escort @ 472 1167!). i’ve been put in charge of coming up with some posters for the office (Campus Escort: Yo, Where Da White Bitchez At?!), meanwhile, marshall, chris, elliot, and i are trying to get some assault rifles for extra protection whilst escorting “objectives”.
so tonite, me and elliot, returning from an objective, happen upon a very lost, but… somewhat unattractive… girl. she’s trying to find her way to abel hall, and asks us for directions… elliot tells her how to get there, and we part ways. about 20 paces away from her, elliot turns to me and says “you know, we probably should have escorted her there… it is technically our job.”
the thought hadn’t occured to me until he brought it up.
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