The First Chat Prank

this is my very first chat prank… for those of you not accustomed to it happening, there are bots, little programs, all over yahoo messenger and aol instant messenger, that send people messages, usually advertising money-making schemes or pornography. bear in mind, these are not actual people, just computers that are programmed to spit out a few lines of text, like robots. there are also, however, scammers that are actual, people, like this one here. i was about to get ready for work, but i decided this would be way too much fun.

jdj73119: hi
ganymedes_mambo: hello bot
jdj73119: bot?
ganymedes_mambo: you’re a porn bot of some sort, no?
jdj73119: No, I’m not.
ganymedes_mambo: ah, excellent
ganymedes_mambo: how do you do?
jdj73119: I do pretty good & yourself?
ganymedes_mambo: i’m not bad
jdj73119: Do you like fantasy football?
ganymedes_mambo: not really, i must admit
jdj73119: I was wondering if maybe you’d sign up in my league. You wouldn’t have to play or anything.
ganymedes_mambo: sorry, not interested
jdj73119: why?
jdj73119: I have a pic on my profile if interested.
ganymedes_mambo: i don’t like signing up for things i don’t know
jdj73119: it’s free though
ganymedes_mambo: that’s okay, i’ll pass

it was this point that i decided to start messing around with her…

ganymedes_mambo: you’re a very pretty girl, jenna
jdj73119: thank you
ganymedes_mambo: do u cyber?
jdj73119: maybe
ganymedes_mambo: maybe?
jdj73119: I have before .
ganymedes_mambo: ah, cool
jdj73119: sign up for my league & you have a deal.
ganymedes_mambo: how do i get to your league, check it out, and such?
jdj73119: First you probably need to get a new yahoo id cause I need the password also & I wouldn’t want you to give me you’re password to your ganymedes screen name.
ganymedes_mambo: why do you need the password?
jdj73119: I just do. I’m the commish of the league.
ganymedes_mambo: ah, okay, give me a minute to make a new one
jdj73119: ok
jdj73119: don’t log off. Don’t wanna lose you. We’ll cyber after you sign up.
ganymedes_mambo: okay
ganymedes_mambo: a few more minutes… it’s just about impossible to find a yahoo id that’s not already taken
jdj73119: I know it. Just pick anything. Doesn’t matter.
jdj73119: Get one yet?
jdj73119: Get it dude?
ganymedes_mambo: i’m backing out
ganymedes_mambo: i’m not sure i want to commit to this
jdj73119: why?
jdj73119: Where are you anyway?
ganymedes_mambo: i’m at home
jdj73119: what state?
ganymedes_mambo: Nebraska
jdj73119: I’m in NB too

note that nebraska is abbrevieated NE

ganymedes_mambo: cool! what city?

a long pause, while she presumably checks my profile

jdj73119: lincoln
ganymedes_mambo: ah no way!
ganymedes_mambo: me too
jdj73119: small world
ganymedes_mambo: mos def
jdj73119: wanna go out tonight then?
ganymedes_mambo: aw, i can’t, i’m working late tonite
jdj73119: doesn’t have to be tonight
ganymedes_mambo: perhaps another nite, but i gotta warn ya, i’m a bit freaky
jdj73119: so am i
jdj73119: I’ll brb

it was at this point that i left to shower and get ready for work. i was gone for about 20 minutes

jdj73119: I’m back.
jdj73119: You still there?
ganymedes_mambo: sorry ’bout that
ganymedes_mambo: i had to go take care of something
ganymedes_mambo: are you there
jdj73119: yes, i’m still here
ganymedes_mambo: excellent
ganymedes_mambo: so all i have to do is get a new yahoo id, and we’ll go out on a date?
ganymedes_mambo: hello?
jdj73119: get a new id & sign up for my league
jdj73119: & sure you’ll get your date
ganymedes_mambo: cool!
ganymedes_mambo: i like it a little rough though, just to warn you
jdj73119: so do I.
ganymedes_mambo:
ganymedes_mambo: i’ll get that yahoo id now
jdj73119: ok
ganymedes_mambo: have you ever had a human fist inside of you?
jdj73119: yes
jdj73119: a few times
ganymedes_mambo: just imagine… that’s all 27 bones of the human hand… a foot of tendons and ligaments… nealry 2 metres of blood vessels, all inside of your body
jdj73119: I know .
ganymedes_mambo: lol
ganymedes_mambo: do you know what golden showers are?
jdj73119: uh yeah
ganymedes_mambo: have you ever done that before?
jdj73119: no
ganymedes_mambo: i mean, i’m not into poo or anything, that’s just disgusting
ganymedes_mambo: but having hot liquid being poured upon you, that can be ambrose
jdj73119: I love cum though.
ganymedes_mambo: ah yes, i do too… snowballing is great
jdj73119: uh huh
ganymedes_mambo: okay, just about got the yahoo thing filled out, just a few more minutes
jdj73119: ok babe
ganymedes_mambo: okay, got it
jdj73119: what is it? & the password
ganymedes_mambo: the username is danjosh525
ganymedes_mambo: let me check the password again
jdj73119: ok
ganymedes_mambo: hmm
ganymedes_mambo: i’ve changed my mind
jdj73119: Why?
ganymedes_mambo: anyone who’s willing to degrade themselves that much for fantasy football?
ganymedes_mambo: honestly, it’s just grown men trading virtual baseball cards
ganymedes_mambo: i’ve got to go to work, have a good day
jdj73119: You don’t know what you’re missing
ganymedes_mambo: goodbye babe

at this point, i left for work, and these messages were left in my absence.

jdj73119: if you can’t do this for me than fuck it
jdj73119: fuck you
jdj73119: sick bastard anyway
jdj73119: “golden showers”
jdj73119: What a sick freak.

i had a lot of fun with it… i hope “jenna” did too. if you want to see her profile, click here.

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