Make Him Wet, Take Him Down
Posted on June 11, 2003what i learned tonite…
cute japanese girls can compel me to inflict violence upon complete strangers
so the last few days sucked… i got three hours of sleep friday morning, worked 14 hours saturday, slept 3 hours saturday nite, and worked 12 hours today. but, because i’ve not been able to actually get out and have fun, i decided to go to chris’s dorm (some of you may notice, i’m spending the majority of my free time there… screw you, i like it… ehehe). dan, adam, and chris were there, playing cards, and being typically unexciting… i was going to leave, when we got hit with a huge fucking hurricane. torrential rainfall, fierce winds, possible hail, and quite literally nonstop lightning lighting up the sky. so we did what any normal, right thinking person would do: we went outside. well, adam and i stayed back under the awning. but that’s besides the point. before we got there, we were walking down to the doors, and we hear this bizzare scream coming from the hallway… it was three japanese exchange student guys, being chased by three very cute japanese exchange student girls. they went to the doors, where we were, and they were playing paper rock scissors. the loser had to run out into the monsoon, touch the tree, or the stop sign, or whatever, then run back. dan decided that it’d be a good idea if he and chris raced to the next hall and back…
they come back, we all go inside (us and the six japanese exchange students). bill shows up, as well as csar, and a girl named sara, and another girl who was a friend of the exchange students. csar shouts, “who wants to play volleyball?!” he looks at us. obviously, we’re in. he looks at the japanese girls. “volleyball.” “volleyball?” “volleyball.” they were in too… so we all went outside. here was the problem: the sand volleyball pit had seven inches of standing water. but we forged ahead… a couple of hints. don’t bellyflop in sand volleyball ponds. don’t try to greco-roman wrestle in sand volleyball ponds. don’t stand in place for too long in sand volleyball ponds. volleyball lasted a little while, before it went full contact… us guys started tackling each other. the cute japanese girls, seeing this, wanted me to take down the three japanese guys. they were asking me to “get them wet! throw him in water!” so i threw down a couple of asian guys 1/3 my weight, just ‘cuz they told me to.
we had a hell of a time in the sand volleyball lake… playing volleyball (and soccer, and dodgeball, and nudeball, and just wrestling…) we had attracted an enormous crowd, that was swelling in the door ways… it was a fantastic time. even though i’m covered from head to toe in sand and abrasion wounds… i highly recommend it.
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