Wake Up Call

Time: 6:30 am, CST
Me: Sleeping delicately, like a little angel
Phone rings…
Me: (Groggily) Hello?
Woman on Phone: (Confused) Where is Jennifer?
Me: What? Jennifer…?
Woman on Phone: Why are you in bed with my daughter!?! Who are you!?!
Me: Listen lady, you’ve got the wrong number!
Woman on Phone: Where’s Jennifer? Is this 805-1287?
Me: No… This is 1284.
Woman on Phone: Oh… Terribly sorry *click*.
Me: Gawd dammit

So that’s how I woke up this morning… But hey, at least I’ve got Jennifer’s number, and according to her mom, she’s a slut.

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